pinkflamenco.tumblr.com

OMFG! I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since I fell in love... You would not believe how tidy my house now is. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am busy with sleeping my way to the top, planning my wedding, just generally being a nuisance to my dogs, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from sun-up to I feel like going to bed. I am secretly pregnant. I need a nap.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Promise! What do you mean you don't believe me?.

S 10:50 PM

i , aku , is home early from school cause i have stomach convulsions and food poisoning . smelly says i am very jing shen , and i dont look sick at all " where got sick?" " bluff her here only " . ok , smelly the sotong dunno how to take bus 59 properly , anyhow take until eunos . spend 7.80 on cab fare come back toa payoh . smelly only . now come my house, anyhowly spray funny bodyshop body mist on me , i sprayed some gatsby deodyrant on her , she says it's disgusting shit . ok . end of post kktyyou .

S 8:57 PM

i , aku , am not working at hilton's anymore , cause they cannot afford to hire me as im too rich alr . smelly is @ my house drinking apple juice in her favourite hamtaro cup cause she loves hamtaro . smelly is very hot even though the aircon is on , maybe i should change an aircon . i cut bangs and smelly ask me to stop calling her smelly but she knows inside it's rly impossible , smelly is gna be richer than me cause i spend money like water and never spend on her , but smelly is working and earning $$ but she's not gonna spend on me , that's not really fair is it ? smelly says my ass . ok kk gtg watch numbnuts with smelly who is going to be late meeting her friend @ paragon . kkthxbai end of post ^^ .

S 2:06 AM