OMFG! I just remembered I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe I spend all my time in front of a computer. Please don't abandon me!.
I am so busy with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, sleeping, just generally being a pain to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day often feels wasted from crawling out of bed at 6.30 to I run out of alcohol. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. I need a nap.
I hope that one day I will write something that makes sense soon. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
S 1:49 PM